Rule 37: Class Attendance & Exam Preparation
a) Pursuant to ABA guidelines, and subject to the exceptions listed in 37(b) , it is required that a student attend at least 40% of the lectures for a given course in order to receive credit for said course.
b) The above requirement may be waived provided that the student attends a study group meeting for that course, and said meeting is held on a Friday night.
c) It is generally understood that the requirements of 37(b) cannot be met without a minimum amount of beer and/or vodka, the reasonability of which may be determined by the court or by how much cash the relevant student has in his wallet at the time.
d) It is also understood that the afformentioned student will probably have to miss Joan of Arcadia in order to satisfy 37(b), a sacrifice that he is probably not willing to make in the future, not even for CivPro, so don't expect him to show up to these kind of things during critical prime time television events ever again. Ever.
e) Unless he gets a TiVo.