I’ve been having some serious problems getting energized to finish my Contracts outline. Even my cats are like "Dude, stop playing Snood and get to work." So, I’ve taken to using the following cheers to awaken the Contracts spirit. They’re best when shouted, and may end up on t-shirts soon:
“Two, Four, Six, Eight, Contracts Law is Effing Great! Really! We mean it! GOOOOOO Team!”
“Two, Four, Six, Eleven! You Look Just Like Karl Llewellyn! Nine, Six, One, Three! Did someone say Unconscionability? RAH-RAH. BREAK!”
“Some People Like Chocolate Ice Cream! Some People like Rocky Road! Screw Your Contracts, Screw Your Forms, and Screw Your Goddam Commercial Code! Alyssa Milano! BREAK!”
“We hate Widgets! How about you? Tie them up and packages and send them to Peru! Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall! BREAK!"
“Gimme an I! Gimme an H! Gimme an A! Gimme an R! Gimme an E! Gimme a C! Gimme an O! Gimme an N! Gimme an F! Gimme an L! Gimme an A! Gimme a C! Gimme a T! Gimme an S! WHAT’S THAT SPELL?? I HARE CONFLACTS!! YEE-HAW! COUGH!”
“Two! Five! Twelve! Three! I Love N-K-O-T-B! Hangin’ Tough! I Hate Contracts! BREAK!!!!!”
See...doesn't that feel better already?