Thanks A Lot

Problem: I have a 20-25 page paper due in a few weeks, and though the entire thing could probably be written based on my own thoughts and some minor empirical work, I'd probably feel obligated to relate it all to the readings from the course, which would mean re-reading massive chunks of a 1200-page course packet.

Solution: My cat pissed all over the entire course packet. I had to throw it away.

Thanks, Cat.

Comments

[Chuck]

I think pets are essential for law school. Loving companions and all-purpose excuses in once furry package.

[Neal]

I didn't know the Jedi Mind Trick worked on cats.

[Unknown Wiseass]

Isn't that a little severe, throwing the cat away just because it pissed on some documents?

[wingsandvodka]

It wasn't a very good cat.

[kelly]

why does my kitchen sponge smell like hot dogs...and why cant I stop myself from smelling it? Geeze....a few weeeks for a paper on your own thoughts....hmm...give me an hour I will come up with something.

[Tbag]

I'm writing mine in the classic style of the "What I Learned Over Summer Vacation" paper from the first week of middle school English class...only substitute "In Legal Scholarship Class" for "Over Summer Vacation" and throw in more latinisms.

I've got an idea...you write the second half of a paper and I'll send you my first half and we can tag em together and see if he notices that they're exactly the same...