Well, it's probably going to rain on my wedding, and it's definitely going to rain on my honeymoon, but at this point, I've lost the capacity to care. My to-do list is completely crossed off, save for driving up to Dallas, dancing with my grandmother ("Le Vie En Rose") and my mom (probably "He Ya"), and then getting the hell out of there. I plan to spend the next ten days of my life drunk and happy.
So, no posts for two weeks or so. I'll send you a postcard from Mexico. I'll be the one in the raincoat.