5. Letting BeBe perform without CeCe.
4. A video montage of the nine female Democratic Senators that was one seagull shy of a Summer's Eve commercial.
3. The worst parody of "Proud Mary" since Staind covered it for their Tina Turner tribute album.
2. Scheduling the Jimmy Carter speech opposite FOX's Trading Spouses.
1. The shameless exploitation of Tipper Gore's Nipples.