OCI Update

No offers yet, unless you count the one from the tax attorney who invited me back to her hotel room, which, though flattering, I had to turn down immediately due to a disturbing resemblance to my fourth grade teacher. But still, my hopes are high.

I did have the singularly odd experience of interviewing with someone who’s read my blog. I’m used to being recognized in Germany, and I don’t mind being cornered by photographers at car dealership ribbon-cutting ceremonies, but to walk into an interview room and find two guys wearing “We ♥ W&V” t-shirts was more than a little disconcerting. (It was my understanding that Hanes had stopped shipping the shirts after certain “flammability” issues were discovered, but apparently you can still get your hands on a few at used clothing stores in the Dallas Metroplex. Who knew?)

It went well, though. We compared workout regimens, talked about my upcoming Letterman appearance, made plans to see Shark Tale when it comes out in a few weeks. I let them take a look at my sketch portfolio, and while they were distracted by a piece called “Ruth Bader Ginsburg Descending a Staircase and Looking All Badass and Stuff” I managed to bug both of their cell phones. I’m actually hoping that they’ll offer me a flyback, but if they don’t I might still consider taking an open mailroom job there. Or a janitorial internship. I’ll keep you updated.

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I would totally hang the picture "Ruth Bader Ginsberg Descending..." on my bathroom wall.

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