Goddam it. I can't believe I got the KerryEdwards tattoo on both cheeks. That's going to be way painful to remove.
1. This just gives Bush four more years to fall victim to the Curse of Tecumseh. That's not a threat, just an observation.
2. I've got to believe that Dick Cheney is really fucking tired. Once Bush is safely re-elected, I'd look for Cheney to step down. There would be very little (if any) political fallout, and he'd be able to handpick the next Big Republican Contender. Just saying.
3. Though not technically old enough, I'd be willing to clear my schedule for the next four years. I think I could help the GOP pick up a lot of votes among strippers and nearsighted varsity cheerleaders. Just saying.