"Morning, Clerk. Running kinda late, aren't you?"
"I guess I am."
"Got an excuse?"
"Well, sometimes you just wake up in the morning and say: 'You know what? I think I'm going to give the hooker a ride home today.' "
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Hookers have homes to go back to?
Posted by: Curtis | July 05, 2005 at 12:01 PM
Hookers have homes to go back to?
Posted by: Curtis | July 05, 2005 at 12:02 PM
I don't know, Mike. That one has never worked for me . . .
'Course, I was trying to use it on my wife, though . . .
Posted by: Moonlighting in Misery | July 05, 2005 at 12:11 PM
Who are you, Richard Gere? No one will believe you let a hooker sleep over.
Posted by: Kim Plaintive | July 05, 2005 at 12:39 PM
Who are you, Richard Gere? No one will believe you let a hooker sleep over.
Posted by: Kim Plaintive | July 05, 2005 at 12:43 PM
Oh man, thats fantastic!
Posted by: Sinker | July 05, 2005 at 06:13 PM
Thanks for the ride. Hey I left my cellphone on your coffee table. Can you give it to the receptionist? Thanks. P.S., do NOT answer any calls. xoxo.
Posted by: Hooker | July 05, 2005 at 07:09 PM
Top notch.
I'm with the other people though, who let's a hooker stay over? Hell, who let's her any closer than the back seat?
Posted by: Prof. Schwarzenegger | July 05, 2005 at 09:33 PM
Oops. Got a little apostrophe happy. Let's v. lets. My bad.
Posted by: Prof. Schwarzenegger | July 05, 2005 at 10:25 PM
can i get her #?
Posted by: soldado23 | July 06, 2005 at 04:26 PM
better than best....
i even snorted that was so funny. clearly, i must return!!
Posted by: Morena | July 12, 2005 at 12:04 PM
I laughed out loud, which is unusual for me. Thanks
Posted by: dallas | July 19, 2005 at 01:05 PM
Did the hooker have a gigantic ass. Like, really huge? If she did, I'm surprised you let her sleep over.
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Posted by: astuce | November 28, 2005 at 08:47 AM
cherche correspondante sexuelle
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