ME: That's a lovely perfume you're wearing. Is it Chanel?
HER: Calvin Klein, actually.
ME: Oh. Weird. Well, my grandmother wears Chanel, and you look about
her age, so I just figured.
ME: So…you work on sixty-three?
ME: Does it bother you that that's a prime number?
HER: Well, no, but I don't think that it is, actually.
HER: It's divisible by three, I think.
ME: What's divisible by three?¬¬
HER: Sixty-three is.
ME: And I care because…?
HER: You said it was a prime number, and I was just pointing out that—
ME: Listen, lady, I was just trying to make conversation. That
doesn't give you permission to pull me into your freaky, little world,
ME: Deseo comer pescados con su primo el viernes. ¿usted tiene gusto
de aspirar mis dedos del pie?
HER: I don't speak Spanish.
ME: Neither do I.
HER: Could you hit 61?
ME: No problem. There sure are a lot of buttons on this thing.
HER: I guess so.
ME: I mean, there are way more than the fourteen buttons on that dress