Do Your Good Deed For Today:

If you happen to see a 1L outside of the law school, remind them to take off their orientation name tag.

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[anon]

especially the dude at the one dude at that bar last night. ugh

Name tags are clearly one of the greatest inventions in the history of man-kind. How else can you meet a chick with a nice rack and stare nonstop at that rack and not get slapped?
Just keep telling her you are bad with names but you never forget a breast..errr...face.

[soldado23]

i keep seeing name tags stuck to the ground all over hallways. i think those kids should start LS with a -2.0 GPA (b/c i think that's what must've happened to me).

[Citations]

Ah, dang, thanks for reminding me. I'll just drop it right here on the floor.

[ty]

My orientation was two weeks ago, and I'm still wearing mine.

[Prof. Schwarzenegger]

I saw that about 10x's in the span of about 20 minutes.

Hey 1L's, here's a piece of free advice. Disclaim any affiliation with law school. I know we all thought it would help us get some, but it clearly is not the case. In fact, it works quite the opposite. Being a law student is the sexual equivalent to looking like that kid in Mask.