Stevens: KingSize Snickers.
Souter: Waxed Dental Floss.
Roberts: Pocket-size copies of WRIGHT & MILLER’S FEDERAL PRACTICE & PROCEDURE.
Breyer: Pomegranates.
Kennedy: Forgot to go shopping; just handing out shit from junk drawer.
Scalia: Poisoned apples. With razorblades. Big ones.
Ginsburg: Twenty-dollar bills.
Thomas: Wine Coolers and Condoms.
whys you gots to be all racialist with the wine coolers comment?
Posted by: | October 23, 2005 at 07:33 PM
Nino is my hero.
Posted by: Ash | October 23, 2005 at 09:05 PM
what I really want to know is- what do you think Miers will be giving out?
Posted by: | October 23, 2005 at 10:04 PM
Nah, the question is what Wings will be giving Miers. She'll be trick-or-treating in his neighborhood (OK, he'll break into a house where she'll be trick-or-treating, tie up the residents, and give what he thinks is appropriate. Same thing.)
Posted by: JRM | October 23, 2005 at 10:15 PM
What about O'Connor?
Posted by: | October 23, 2005 at 10:20 PM
someone should give miers a facelift and less eyeliner for halloween...or a paper bag.
Posted by: easternair | October 23, 2005 at 11:01 PM
Miers: Pocket copies of the bible with any references to God or Jesus lined out and Bush's name inserted.
Sandra: Bumper stickers that read "The worst day fishing, is better than the best day working" and beer cozies that read "SO WHAT. I'm retired"
Posted by: Sethonious | October 24, 2005 at 11:11 AM
Actually I was at SCOTUS last week. It was pretty boring- Andes, Tootsie Rolls and Dots
Posted by: zanne | October 24, 2005 at 02:46 PM
Thanks for the proper bluebooking, otherwise we wouldn't know that you are talking about *the* FPP!
Posted by: | October 25, 2005 at 10:16 AM