I think I just had my mind raped by a grad student in the UT psychology department.
I got a call on my cell from an unlisted number, and it was a guy saying that he was in the psych department and was asked to call me by one of his professors as part of some large-scale project on intelligence. He asked if I'd be up for taking part in a survey some time in the next few weeks, for which I'd be paid $500, and I was like "Dude, I'd take part in a police beating for $500...let's do this."
But then he said that he needed to ask some preliminary questions, and wanted me to be in a quiet place and sounded like he was going to try to hypnotize me and I was waiting for the "Tell me about your sex life" and "How many goats have you molested" questions but they never came and then just when I was starting to get really concerned he was like "Well that all looks good, I'll have the professor call you next week," and when I asked him for some kind of contact info he said "Sure!" and then hung up.
Maybe it was the CIA. Maybe it was OklahomaCity4L. Or maybe it was just a study on how much personal info you can get out of someone over the phone if you offer them $500. Whatever it was, I feel as if something was taken from me today. Something sacred, secret, and beautiful.