1. Implied Covenant to Prevent Drainage.
2. Implied Covenant Not to Wear a Shirt But No Pants.
3. Implied Covenant to Satisfy Wellington’s Rule of First Occlusion.
4. Implied Covenant Not to Mess with Somebody Else’s Halo 2 Game.
5. Implied Covenantry Carol.
6. Implied Ark of the Covenant.
7. Implied Covenant to Make Up Your Fucking Mind, Dr. McDreamy.
8. Implied Covenant to Not Like the BlackEyedPeas Even if the Hot Girl at the Club Says They’re Her Favorite Band.
9. Implied Covenant to Beat that Guy’s Ass if He Looks at You One More Time...Okay, Two More Times.
10. Implied Covenant to All Turn in Nothing But a Smiley Face for Our Exam So That Everybody Just Gets a B+.
print this and turn it in for me to SAO for o/g exam; i plan on sleeping in. :)
Posted by: easternair | December 19, 2005 at 03:00 AM
"7. Implied Covenant to Make Up Your Fucking Mind, Dr. McDreamy."
*giggles*
The problem is that I can't even make up my mind about who *I* want him to be with.
Posted by: Ruth | December 19, 2005 at 08:26 AM
you forgot the implied covenant to not mess with texas.
UT34 USC 20
Posted by: j | December 19, 2005 at 10:10 AM
if everyone made smiley faces, some would be better than others. Those with the superior intellect would demonstrate a slightly better understanding of the content. Just because you can draw a good one, wings, don't try and swindle the rest of us.
Posted by: laffy taffy | December 19, 2005 at 10:42 AM
Oh, Halo 2. I forgot about Halo since I started law school.
It is like being re-introduced to an old friend!
Posted by: | December 19, 2005 at 11:46 AM
Uh, you do know that they can go off the curve for cause, right? Like massive collusion by exam takers.
Posted by: | December 19, 2005 at 11:54 AM
"Uh, you do know that they can go off the curve for cause, right? Like massive collusion by exam takers."
People like you are the reason that this stroke of genius would never work! It's a classic prisoner's dilemma and you're in the other room squealin' as fast as you can. Sheesh!
Posted by: Oklahoma City School of Law 4L | December 19, 2005 at 01:57 PM
do you think a kick square in the nuts is cause for going off the curve? cuz i've got a whole foot-full of curve (and nut) busting goodness.
How about we just rochambeaux them for it?
Posted by: Ron Mexico | December 19, 2005 at 02:49 PM
Implied Covenant not to watch ESPN Sportcenter's "Is USC 2005 the Greatest College Team ever?" report when USC hasn't even won the #!@#*@ing national championship.
Posted by: | December 20, 2005 at 01:45 PM
NEW ENTRY: favorite thing learned in oil & gas: To adversely possess a mineral estate, there must be penetration.
Posted by: Bristol | December 20, 2005 at 08:48 PM
what are implied covenants? geez...you law students talk weird.
Posted by: Asian Provocateur | December 21, 2005 at 09:47 AM
An implied undertaking. It's usually implied by statute.
Posted by: Gavin Whenman | January 01, 2006 at 12:01 PM
I know this blog is closed, and I know my corporations exam is on wednesday, but in regards to #4 - Implied Covenant Not to Mess with Somebody Else’s Halo 2 Game:
Is this an allusion to the fact that the Halo bad guys are the "Covenant"? Because if so it is both too subtle and not funny. Or maybe, as is often the case, I'm too dumb to understand your joke.
Posted by: Neil | December 11, 2006 at 08:08 PM
m447k
Posted by: ro77ck | July 05, 2007 at 07:58 PM