"Unless She Consents to Having Her Mouth Surgically Closed"
Courtesy of Probative comes this handwritten divorce petition that will renew your faith in love.
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The pictures are priceless. Well, the whole thing is priceless. I may print it out and tape it to my fridge.
Posted by: Ruth | April 04, 2006 at 09:54 AM
That's the kind of thing that makes me want to get into Domestic Relations law.
Nah, just kidding. I'd rather divorce my testicles than work in divorce law.
K
Posted by: Kevin Q | April 04, 2006 at 10:38 AM
Well, this appears to have been filed in 1985, before computers, the internet, and the FRCP was invented. So I guess they did things differently in that simpler time and place.
Posted by: David | April 04, 2006 at 12:59 PM
Wouldn't having her mouth surgically closed put a damper on the "good sex" that was the "legitimate ends" of the marriage?
Posted by: sexual deviant | April 04, 2006 at 02:58 PM
only the good oral sex. it didn't say anything about surgically closing her nostrils.
Posted by: | April 04, 2006 at 06:31 PM
eeewwwww....
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