We get 25 words to be read as we walk across the stage at graduation. I may or may not have accidentally included 25 words from Eazy-E's "Eazy Duz It." So that should be fun.
Also, there's been some inquiry as to the status of my graduation speech. It will go up on the site a few days before graduation. The question is whether I just post the text, or post a recording of myself actually giving the speech, or pay a few thousand extras to show up so that I can film myself giving the speech, or just crash a lesser graduation--the School of Social Work, perhaps?--and give the speech there instead. They all sound like good options, though I don't know if the School of Social Work can afford the kind of pyro budget I'd need. We'll see.
There is a strong presumption against failing graduating 3Ls, but that's a presumption that I'll be seriously putting to the test if I don't get back to synthetic puts and the Capital Asset Pricing Model.