Okay. So Ruth has mentioned it, as have some of the comments here. What's going on with the 1L cheating at Texas? There have been allusions to accusations, but we want hard, sexy, soundbyte-worthy rumors.
Cheating on law school exams is HARD. Sure, you could all work together on a take-home exam, and I have my own opinions about the soft cheating that goes on when professors fail to properly define the word "prepare" in relation to old outlines. But is that stuff really that helpful?
I want to hear something about an elite squad of 1Ls using a stolen exterior key to break into the law school under the cover of darkness, sneak into their civpro professor's office, copy the answer key to the exam, and have the answers printed on #2 pencils, which they then sneak into the proctor's materials just before exam time, but still manage to distribute selectively in the exam room, securing them all A's (plus an A+ for the chick who thought up the plan in the first place.)
That would be a good story.
Wait a second. Where the shit is my key to the law school?
Tarlton...we have a problem.