1. An agreement not to decide not to purchase a student's securities reg outline in the event that said student doesn't not get a B+ or higher on the exam wouldn't not be something that wasn't not a security.
2. Unicorns do not have spleens.
3. FuseTV has a new show called Pants-Off Dance-Off, in which contestants strip in front of a popular music video, and viewers vote for their favorites.
4. The above-mentioned show was originally titled PantsPants Revolution.
5. The apparent opinion of CNBC's Erin Burnett notwithstanding, the word "cacophony" does not rhyme with "Whack-a-Pony."
6. Chris Daughtry is a ridiculous poser, as is Chris Daughtry.
Yah the T/F were something. You should have tabbed the sales store materials. I especially liked how he made us use a second scantron, but we had to start bubbling on #86.
Posted by: Mr. P | May 04, 2006 at 02:19 PM
Sigh. Actually did go through the trouble of making an index for the ss materials, and that will probably be my only real source of points on the whole exam.
Posted by: wingsandvodka | May 04, 2006 at 03:30 PM
If we had been asked to guess our top 200 most likely questions to be on the exam, how many would we have guessed correctly? Four, maybe five?
Posted by: RWB | May 04, 2006 at 04:15 PM
2. They have spleens of many colors.
4. Fcking hilarious. Made my day.
Posted by: mind-melted 3L | May 04, 2006 at 05:21 PM
yeah I wasted a whole week of my life studying for questions that may have well been about unicorns, I feel so dumb...
Posted by: Racheli | May 04, 2006 at 05:50 PM
There is a simple three part test for acing that Securities Exam:
1) Did you read every word - but especially the authors' names - in the sales store material?
2) Did you occasionally go to class?
3) Are you a multi-billion dollar information sorting super computer?
True or False: "... According to Steve McQueen, the adjective that most-accurately describes an interest rate swap is 'tubular'"
Posted by: InSecurity | May 04, 2006 at 06:02 PM
Holy shit you indexed the ss materials??? I spent 30 minutes going thru the footnotes.
Posted by: Mr. P | May 04, 2006 at 07:25 PM
is it a joke that we were supposed to start bubbling the M/C at #86?
Posted by: oy | May 04, 2006 at 09:01 PM
"I especially liked how he made us use a second scantron, but we had to start bubbling on #86."
So true, as it was several years ago. That's a bitch of a test. It was one of the best classes I've ever taken. But I think the exam covered about 3% of the class. The good part about that test is that, in its madness, it probably (not definitely)) does a good job of separating those who really knpw the subject from those who don't. Apparently I was one of those who don't.
Posted by: Anonymous Alum | May 04, 2006 at 09:53 PM
This makes me nervous about my upcoming BA exam that apparently has TF beasts.
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Posted by: Eliot Sweizter | May 05, 2006 at 05:28 PM
The BA exam is only a slight-dip easier. So be nervous.
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