1. Can I go to my car on lunch breaks? Can I have my state essay flashcards in the car so that during the break, I can look at stuff for the topics that weren't covered in the morning?
2. If my parents were to adopt my wife, would that invalidate my marriage?
3. If, to put me out of my misery, I set up a lethal injection that would be administered by an apparatus activated by my cat's pulling on a piece of yarn tied to a critical lever, would my cat be held criminally liable?
4. Why, Baby Jesus? Why?